i say we hit italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk.

Some dude complains that italians can't drive because they are drunk.

This man curses the Italian driving away in his car, smoking a pipe diabolically.

High as a kite

Benjamin Franklin has big nuts while flying a kit and smoking a doobie

longhair rides a giant cat while toking

A yellow pacman ghost tokes it while riding a cat.

Yellow Pac-Man ghost rides atop orange one-sided spidercat.

pacman tries to eat big black widow spider with dog head and cat tail