Elvis hasn't left the building

man thinking of a red taped door and elvis presley

happy man thinks about a red striped door and a handsome youngman

A guy is thinking about another guy with a bacon like door

eggbert by a bacon door

John Egbert trying to open a door made of bacon

How will John Egbert open the mysterious Bacon door?

John Egbert (an egg with glasses) has bacon in his fridge

John discovers he has a lazy eye and drowns his sorrows in soda from McDonalds.