last night. my mother took me to the park... and killed me!

your mother took you out the the park last night. It was a full moon. she got you to lay on the grass while she smeared red icing on you.

I'm watching you right now

I'm kinda like you on TV.

I'm on tv!

IM ON TV!

I M TV (is that an I M Weasel reference?)

Diagonal colored lines. From upper left to lower right they go: Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple, Black and Orange.

Man freaking out at a rainbow twizzler