Battlefield 3 is larger than Modern Warfare 3

Purple poodles eating oodles of noodles.

POODLES EATING OUT OF CHINESE FOOD CARTONS

Sheep eating noodles

Sausage sheep breathes lightning.

I dont even...

A guy who doesn't know

IDK IDK IDK IDK A STICK DUDE SHRUGGING HIS MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDERS

Dead cyclops

A rainbow with the word "HONK" near it. The honk is dripping with a purple liquid.

duck honking under rainbow

Homo erotic duck

A dashing duck in a designer scarf gives someone seductive eyes while asking, "Why hello there..."

Duck-tor Who.

A rubber duck who is also a doctor taking an eye exam but is very confused as to why he's doing it.

a ducky taking an eye exam while he is swimming in the pool