A cat has an unhealthy romantic relationship with his litterbox.
Weasel is delighted to find a glass box containing many vintage coins.
I.M. Weasel
A self aware weasel.
A potato thinks it looks good. it doesn't
the potato is starting to get green but he believes he still looks good
Heinzenburger
A burger that is not a burger wearing glasses and sporting a small goatee
Average Joe
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!