a happy clam on a hill

A happy rock on a hill, unfortunately it's pissed itself

Rock on hill who was so excited he wet himself!

a happy boulder on a pile of green sludge

Happy rock, sitting on green slimy globs of goo. It appears the goo is covering other rocks, so this rock seems sadistic.

the little rock who could

passionate rock

The beautiful man-rock expresses her love for everyone.