Tanacious D

Naked, retarded Santa...and is he playing a Ukulele?!? No fucking way! That is so god damn impressive! Oh, and he's got hairy nipples... eww

Santa Claus playing a guitar

Someone playing a guitar and singing "crawlin in my sicin".

black men cant play guitar

man with no arms cries because he will never play guitar

a man with no arms is sad because he cannot play his sitar

This poor person with no arms cannot play his sitar.

Man stares at an acoustic guitar sadly.