I see the reddit crowd has arrived

Because you steal old, overused shit and claim it as new, fresh content and the original creator.

a cat with red eyes and an angler fish like light rod attached to its head

crazy red-eyed cat asks you to kill him. He has also a weird antenna with a yellow light on his forehead

OFWGKTA

ofwgkta. golf wang kitty.

giant walking car has wiskers and dog's nose. has to walk with cane because has testicles for legs

Catbus speeds through the air leaving totoro behind