Also >football. More like gay american rip off of rugby and then they just stole the name from "soccer" or the original football.
"Men, We have discovered a new galaxy!" "Um, why do the planets look like a football, a soccerball, and the flags of the USA and UK?" "Shh!"
an alternate universe where all of the planets are different kinds of balls
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!