In an alternate universe, Simba is gay and comes out to his parents.

furfag comes out of the closet

A pig man worried about turning into a werewolf.

all pigs hate werewolf-based typography.

A pig expressing his hatred for Twilight.

twilight hating pig

A pig with a lopsided face says "hermione Bella"

Pig watching a girl undress

Pig can't have my pink jeans and single-orange-plateau-shoe combo!