The man with banana hands.

Some guy is confused as to why his hands were replaced by bananas.

Man astonished as his banana had a baby

Banana period

A sentence ending with a spermatozoa substituting for the period.

i'm so pumped.

monster energy drink has gained a little weight

MUGDIK

Hitler is a magical girl; under her is what at first glance appears to be a pentagram, but is in actuality a swastika.