blue ball and orange glasses say "row"

Rowboat helped by Neptune and some glasses

King Neptune punishing a sailor for swimming over his pet dolphins named roger

The mermaid king shuns the drowning admiral who is about to be eaten by a shark named roger.

One large black dot, and a smattering of small red and black ones (the red ones are slightly larger than the black ones, of course)

Doritoman is a feg

A chubby John Thomas.

A bald man wearing a short-sleeve turtleneck (?) and who has his jeans on backwards.