Two women cooking foor for OP who's playing around on Doodle or Die waiting for yummy food!
a very sad birthday with a rabbit and a dragon
A Khajiit is saddened by his birthday, as it seems Alduin has invited himself to the party, and is being a bit of a douche.
the choking victim tells the high school wrestler he sucks while a sick guy is lonely
"Fuck you, Jock"
That's quite a preDICKament you have there.
A man gets stabbed in the eye with a dildo.
A man gets killed in a bar and grill
fat man mistook jimmy for the most amazing steak ever and his annoyingly honest friend is pointing that out to him.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!