Mad scientist somehow removes all the colors from the world, except pink, because it's his favorite.

The mad scientist looks out the window. Wearing his pink robe. "Good... Good..." he whispers, as he spots the faint pink clouds afar.

Then a wrecking ball rode over and smashed the castle down.

"A loan, a loan, my kingdom for a loan!" pleads the king, but it is too late, even if he paid off his mortgage, his castle is already gone.

king is not allowed..huh...in his castle?

With a scowl, the exile king blew up his traitorous kingdom once and for all.

The legitimate petty king, banished from his homeland, goes to a foreign court and swears fealty as a vassal under the agreement of help.

The Khaleesi is NOT INTERESTED.

Legolas will have to fight the green bird which came to his window. He doesn't want to but the has to.