Dave's Sbahjifications while he was inside the meteor.

...a sbahj fanfic gone wrong?

Hella Jeff snaps and pushes Sweet Bro down the stairs. He warned you about stairs, bro. He told you, dog.

The dark secret behind TEH STAIRS BRO

caliborn, look at the bigger picture. what really matters is the stairs

Caliborn tries to count to 8, and gets stuck.

Caliborn forgets what number comes after 7.

Caliborn's learning disability holding him back once again.

Caliborn begins the agonizing trek through his sister's deplorable musings.