It's all about Lady Gaga. (Oh, right, that IS a good thing. It's a wonderful thing, actually.)

unicorn in a bonnet conducts an orchestra

Horse replaces Danny Elfman

candy cane gnome crying beside a horse

I'm not a Gnelf. I'm not a Gnoblin. I've Gnoverdosed on ketamine! And I've lost Gneverything!

little guy wearing a funny hat dies after reading a terrifying book

Susan Boyle in a red tracksuit reading The Raven on stage. I guess she got bored with singing.

NO THANKS

Evil scary demon does a jump scare. He has sharp teeth and a smile that says "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"