Slenderman wanting sex.

Rejected!

sorry son youre adopted

the wine glass family has bad taste in art

A family of wine glasses appreciating a piece of art (props to whoever drew it, it's VERY well made). Doesn't quite fit their tastes though.

some "fairies" of questionable origin want the kid to let them into his room

dog head with crazy eyes and a weird growth on top of its head, no nose

jabba the hut-- barking.

confused turd

Turd pretending to be a turtle

A piece of crap that loves golfing and wearing red bandanas.

poop love a sign next to a red banana

A red banana beside a sign that says "Love"

a banana in love

A banana in love.

A hippy banana informing the world that he is in love.

A Jamaican banana in love with the Beatles.

Rastanana listening to music.

a face inside a pile of grey sticks

a white mans face with grey lines all over him

the joker

A teenaged joker asking why so serious, bro?

The joker is peering menacingly from the darkness.

An impressively drawn Joker from the popular "Batman" series.

Joker card saying why so serious

The Joker is an amputee, but he doesn't let that get him down.

the joker hits batman upside the head with batman's own foot

We kill the batman with a dismembered foot, possibly one from an Asian man or someone who has jaundice. Also, the batman must be armless.

Batman thinks he can play Metal Gear Solid

Batman is sad because he no longer knows how to play.

Naked batman wants to play.

a cat saying some unintelligible words.

Extremely high cat says illegible words

all cats go to heaven

cat heaven

A very offensive drawing.

ripe penis

A half-apple/half-heart. Delicious but useless for a transplant.

Apple in the shape of a two dimensional heart split down the middle.

stickman about to kill an apple

attack of the Killer Tomatoes

two angry cherries killed a guy.

Cherry Bombs

Yo Dawg! I heard you like cherries! So we rigged a cherry-bomb to a group of cherries!

Couple of cherries

Succulent Cherries...!

Beautiful Cheries

lovely cherry

seductive cherry

Winking Strawberry

A shark wants to see a penis

a shark says "COME ON"

This shark wants you to jump in the water. Do it!

free willy 8, willy frees some dumb ass kid

bucktoothed horny wigwilly

Creepy clown stairs into your soul

Ronald McDonald's O face

sad ronald mcdonald

He's on fire, woop