impending doom via falling cake(s)

the birthday cake of doom is about to fall on scared man.

A man has a sudden realization that the birthday candle he didn't blow out will soon be his end. COMING THIS SUMMER: THE CAKE OF DAMOCLES

The cake of Damocles

Pink Cake with a candle on top.

a pink cake with a single black candle

a cake with a candle made out of cheese

little girl's first birthday cake

A 3 year old goes nuts on his bithday and says "CAAAAAAAAKE"

everyone forgot her birthday D:

March 9th is absolutely no-one's birthday.

March 9th is the only day that is not my birthday

Person looking at a calendar with a day circled and saying, "Well shit."

WELL SHIT.

a blind turtle

A dude turtle with dark glasses comes across a blind crossing

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE DIED FOR OUR SINS.

dirk strider doesn't think so.