I can't make you love me if you don't.

nope nope need a despincer over here teleporter down

the earth with angel wings.

the earth is wings

a winged earth with a tornado on top flying through space at a frightening pace

Earth says, "Fuck it" then flies away out of orbit.

Some dragon ball z character

Porky disapproves

Angry pig in blue jacket wears a red butterfly!

Angry pigman wears a blue shirt with a red butterfly on it.

a angry pig is waring a blue shirt with a red butterfly and is jump in the air

Happy pig with an icepack on his side.

pig + ice = ???

pig ice cream mums

The Devil.

Sunburnt devil

Cool Devil

A warmly dressed Minotaur with a cup of hot chocolate in the snow mountains, getting ready to go skiing.