rarity

THE RARE OCEAN DIAMOND

the worlds largest cubic zirconium

Giant diamond holy shit

Censorship: the primary tool of the Party. (ET)

People getting naked at a birthday party; something about ET is involved too.

happy penis day, elliot

Happy birthday... you should be dead already!

A mailbox wanking. (That's probably not true, he's happy for some reason though.)

A mailbox is lecturing.

A guy talking to a mailbox

YOU'VE GOT MAIL!