I am a false prophet. God is a superstition.

The Bible is the world's best fairytale compilation.

lies lies lies yeah

One-eyed caveman upset over falling over

Beached fish is upset.

a stupid ass green fish laying on the shore with a smiling angryy face

green fish with black fins swimming in a yellow see

the coolest goldfish in town, dis motherfucker aint got no time for no bitches

a fish named nokia

Nokia the fish Gusta the sea.

creepy microwave fish swimming in a sad looking ocean

Microwaveable Shark: With added coral!

A shark with pink ribbons gets cooked in the microwave.

shark in microwaves

a shark in a microwave

Penis in microwave

Finn, looking bewildered and confused in the internet...

man eating a napkin

a man eatting napkin. highly detailed and expert shading.

Lazy fucking bitch