This is a masterfully cut orange sapphire. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of a pickaxe.

An orange in trouble.

sad orange with a unibrow

And Orage stuff with face

curry man

a walking plate full of shit mixed with urine

Poop man goes for a walk

Poo head is confident.

The critic is directly requested by the artist to deal with the fact that they are looking at a stick man with human poop on their head.