Hermione's parents adopt Harry.

harry potter is made fun of because his parents were murdered lel

"Yer an orphan now harry." Harry potter cringes in sadness whilst Voldy's green haze is cast upon him.

Se, like, I know this is stupid, but this wasn't in the books, so I don't understand - therefore I can't draw

dopey got ahold of the computer again..

Just cooking sum meat

settin' peoples butts on fire, like it's mah juuuurb

Butts on fire

this guy had too many peppers in his ass