Bulbasaur is a drug addict

Bulbasaur smoking firecrackers.

Squirtle with used tampon

squirtle with a tampon

Squirtle quits his smoking habit-- TODAY!

squirtle is a selfish addict.

turtle smoking all da bong

Spider-turtle cant decide what his favorite color is.

Spider recreating the fall of Cybertron.

Very detailed drawing of a spider in its own web, caption reads "close enough"

How do i shot web

Spiderman doesn't really understand why there is a spiderbite on his wrist

spiderman realises he isn't wearing any pants

Spiderman ran out the door without his pants on. SHIT.

Spiderman leaves his pants at Old Navy

WUB WUB WUB WUB

I like purple too buddy. I really do.

ahhhhhhh how did you even know i like the colour purple o.o?

a kid thinking about a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

man wistfully thinking of his lover, the purple horned monster

A man longingly lusts after the Queen of a neighboring beetle tribe.

Boy sees princess and gets a boner.