He is tableman

A happy coffee table placed at the corner.

Happy little table in the corner.

Kawaii table of elements.

Hi Ruma Lapsi, you forgot the Inner transition metals in your "Kawaii" periodic table.

A man forgot his fruitcake at a bus stop. He returns to a heartbroken pastry.

A black man on all four is giving away free jelly beans from a living basket on his back. At the local bus stop, a man stands there shocked.

A bearded man in a business suit watches in horror as a naked black man crawls around carrying a bucket of Jelly Belly candies on his back.

That dude have a bucket on his naked back...