awesome sause

Deformed glass bottle containing Awesome Salsa

Salsa!™® brand salsa: sexy new bottle, same great taste.

An alien who *likes* you

A purple ladybug loves you.

evil lady bug says he loves me

This lil' lady bug loves me. And just me, back off guys.

Ladybug controls a man with love, turning him with rage against his wife and kids.

A police detective will punch everyone til he gets answers. damnit