A young man on a quest to save his girlfriend from evil.

Link with the master sword looking fucking pissed.

Link being fucked up by Ganondorf.

Mario having relations with Zelda

Mario has sunk to new lows.

mario got his big dumb greasy ass stuck in a pipe the princess will never be saved

Mario looking out upon the wasteland he's created and weeps.

death in the mushroom kingdom

Mushroom Genicide

Brocolli is made out of mushrooms with green paint splattered all over them? WHAT A TWIIIIIIST

man shocked when he finds out what he is holding isnt brocolli