armadillo riding pumpkin warriors

Percy Watson and Titus O neil take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock

Counter-Strike: Source graphics at its best.

counter terrorist camping in the sauna

see how they run

A man draws your attention skyward.

"WAFFLE, LOOK!" "HUH! A FINGER!!!!"

tennis

Princess Toadstool prepares a green cake for Mario, though her friendzoning is obvious to everyone but the mustachioed plumber.

Everyone laughs at Mario as he asks Princess Peach for the cake instead of anything else.

Mario didn't know the cake was a lie. Bowser thinks he's a fag. I concur.

Mario wants cake.

It's Mario's birthday! YAY!!!!!

Mario presenting himself to the italian assassin Ezio whom we may know from assassins' creed games.