Get off the skateboard, England. You're not cool.

alfred challenges arthur to a skateboard battle but arthur is just too hella cool for that so instead inflicts sick burns to the american

America challenges England to a skateboard battle but England chooses Charizard.

England mochi chooses his america mochi pokemon, named charizard

Uhmmm. England's playing real life pokemon, and summons America out of a pokeball, calling him Charizard...

america is an overweight dragonite. england is ashamed that he raised such a fat worthless shit of a pokemon.

England plays Pokemon, he is upset with a certain blue Pokemon with fins. He wants a refund!

England can't choose a starter pokemon and when he chooses the wrong one he demands a refund.

When England went to professor Oak to recieve his starter pokemon, he wanted a squirtle but got a charmander instead. He DEMANDS A REFUND!