mario's hat

mario hat

Helmet with a red T

it's a really nice white football helmet! there's a red "T" on the side

A sport that people with tiny penises play to compensate for said tiny hat

You read an in depth description of how your mothers cock was removed to keep your father from feeling sorry about his chode.

A boy reads his mom and dad's diary. By the look on his face, there's some nasty stuff in there.

diaries

oh shit, secret diary on my doorstep