It was a cold winter night when Phil decided today was the day he would finally ask his true love out... but he never saw the mugger coming.

A guy with a flower and box of heart chocolates is walking when suddenly a guy with a goofy looking gun demands his money!

Yo person, gimme ur money. Aw shit, it's a just a sad lonely person looking for a valentine. And this is a fake gun.

A plea for affection dissuades a would-be mugger.

coffee mug

A hot cup o' joe

A smelly nudist takes a ride in the circus Teacups

Floating in teacups

a naked anime girl in a cup of coffee