Eatz colt aoot

Wheres the cum at? my face is dry as a bone

I'm a man! I'm forty! I'm trying out my new mud mask!

a man with shit on his face proudly exclaims this fact

There's condiments upon my forehead.

sad guy trippin

"Oh god! It hurts so good!" ... He's talking about his hot sauce, what did you think he meant?

Hot sauce

Pacman=Noodles in the background; hot noodles in the foreground