Guardian!Dave? He can be doing whatever you like- all I request is that he is in a suit.

hes got some real nice cockwork

man with very spikey hair suddenly rams hard into a girl, making her very surprised

Punk guy molests a blond girl in a dress, with his green hair. Turns out the girl had a gun in her purse and she is defending herself.

Blonde girl shakes her goods for a green haired punk.

A lovely blond girl reveals her impressive breasts and bounces them to an attractive young man with green hair. Unbeknownst to her, he's gay

a nakkid girl asks a guy if he loves her, he actually loves balls

a guy and a girl are laying in bed. The guy is thinking about balls.. the girl asks him if he loves her

Jade and Dave are a couple, but Dave loves her brother, John, and just can't stop thinking about that shoe. She understands, though.