I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
What am I doing? Who am I? What is my purpose?
A single person doing nothing of interest.
Dude is sitting at the counter, talking to an invisible stick woman from the 80's while having hallucinations
An alien invasion occurs while a man sits at his desk philosophizing about reality.
An alien that hates communism shoots Karl Marx
Put a little more effort into it, jeez
EFFORT
a Korean guy, presumably a professional gamer and job center attendee.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!