Vriska and Kanaya adopt a penguin.

Kanvris Produces penguins

vriska quizzically looks at a baby penguin that kanaya is holding. kanaya tells her it is their baby

Kanaya and Vriska experience the joys of parenthood for the first time. (Don't worry, the baby girl is adopted...no buckets were harmed.)

Kanaya and Vriska made a grub, and somehow are present at its birth, where they dub it "Mierfa Durgas".

shocking development: mierfa durgas was vriska and kanaya's daughter the whole time

I think Kanaya and Vriska had a love child, and they are surprised about it.

Kanaya and Vriska have a grub. Kanaya will surely hiss at anything that threatens the grub, like John's floating arm.

kanaya and vriska look upon a grub (their child?!) with two bent horns (like kanaya's left horn and vriska's right)