PewDiePie!
In a parallel universe where physics is all weird (physics is always weird in parallel universes), shooting a man turns him into a pie.
A man shooting a pie.
A depressed man holds a gun to a freshly baked pie.
A man hates his life because he burned his pie.
Someone unhappy that their last cookie was eaten.
why did you eat the cookie
stop eating the cookies, I know it was you, you have one in your hand >:(
A floating, eyeless, toothless head, neck, and torso demands pasta. "Pastaaaaaaaaa!" it wails, in a ghastly voice.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!