Happy Eiffel Tower.

a boat

really graphic fingers fucking a ship called "s.s. sex"

It is the amazing ship, the "S.S Sex"

A wad of grey clay with two kama stuck into it.

me and your mom *wink**wink*

I wanna say this is a Homestuck thing but... I'm not sure... he's on the computer and talking to someone though.

stay cool, cool boy. Do it for the bro

shinji ikari getting into a fight with a bald man while kaworu looks on eagerly