We can still pretend I'm Konata...

girl gets hit by hockey pucks in each eye

A woman's head. Her eyes have been replaced with black voids with the word "PUCK" written in each socket. The head is moving, but slowly.

As it turns out, emo girls are infatuated with hockey pucks. Just brandish one in front of one's face, she'll be completely hypnotized!!

Hockey puck hits on emo girl with purple highlights

Police officer points her gun at a punk girl. The punk yells: "Give me your best shot!"

blue man aims basketball at four-legged basketball hoop creature

A guy throwing a basketball to an impossibly low hoop while talking about Phoenix Wright and objections.

A man playing basketball describes his favourite computer game