Homestuck OTP

Someone whistling whilst taking out the trash

A guy throwing out trash while whistling.

I whistle with glee as I dispose of my apple core in the proper receptacle.

OmNomNom Apple

Girl Scouts monopoly on the cookie market makes Cookie Monster switch to eating cherries instead

cookie monster eating cherries

Cookies monster is cheated out of his goverment stipend. He lost his arm in 'Nam and he fucking wants cookies, not this gay berry shit.

Red belt Cookie Monster defending his last mint chocolate chip cookie