Portal

Either its a Nether Portal or a man tried cooking instead of his woman and ended up burning his toast to blackness. Plus some jam was added

It is captain whole wheat toast. With his classic red ammo belt across his chest.

The real duck face

a duck about to shoot itself in the head.

a duck committing suicide with a pistol

Duck suicide because it made a bad joke.

Robert the retarded duck commits suicide, because he has no humor.