Baby don't hurt me~ Don't hurt me~ No more~

Alright! I won't like ponies anymore, I promise! Just... just stop beating me up... please...

Average brony

petricor

a green dragon accidently snaps a photo of itself while trying to figure out its phone camera.

trogdor on a leapster

maybe a very angry dragon vomitting and someone rummage in his ass

a donkay

Thats one scary ass donkey