I'm a pinecone. for real. I'm not crazy

A pinecone saying "HOLY SHIT I'M SENTIENT FU???

a fancy turd

Russian Politics

women would love going to bed with prime ministers

A blonde sleazebag who is about to please herself in a double bed imagining shes with her father.

Sleazy avocado using a vibrator and thinking about another avocado.

A pickle who dreams about being a green squash

A cucumber thinking about a cucumber

Pickle pondering if it's living inside the matrix

The Matrix

A game of frogger.

Frogger