On a bad day give women chocolate and they become happy

I really have no idea

Homefuck

Home fisting

A house and a hand.

A house with a hand next to it

giant petting a house

Acute triangle.

kawaiintriangle

Kawaii desu pizza slice!

In the boss' opinion, the pizza is very kawaii desu. The boss is pleased with this.

Happy cake?

Mario's on shrooms. He's trippin' balls.

Mario, as drawn by Jackson Pollock

Clifford the big red dog is in the javelot throwing olympic!

mutant shrimp decides to throw the big arrow

Shrimpcules, the mightiest shrimp who ever lived and savior of the land of Cocktailia catches an arrow mid-flight!

A penis trying to play Cupid.

Little known fact: cupid was actually a flying penis.

duck duck goose

Abstract duck

Annoyed rainbow duck.

a duck that is rainbow colored

A rainbow colored duck is obstinate.