Soviet missile commander.

fucked up pokemon

charmander and pickachu light a cig

charmander corners pikachu and shoves his fiery hat in pikachu's danger zone

charmander used EMBER. ist super effective! pikachu fainted

orange

Nothing but orange.

Batman covered in shit

a dead man shitting a rainbow

A dead man filled his pants with rainbows

The amazing spiderma

a mama spider giving her son a sweater

spider who walked upon a group of transgender zombies devouring a horse

A spider with big yellow eyes looking at Shrek (He has a beard).

a furry cactus and a suit with eyeballs

this cactus is ready to go somewhere. this cactus is pumped. he even put on his cufflinks. this cactus means business!

white-collar cactus