A country bumpkin who also happens to be a rabid weaboo

I love me some good old vandalism?????

strong willed, independent woman being mugged

Blonde sex doll being mugged

Masked bandit steals rectangular blond's purse.

Some guy set my mail on fire!

flamemail

a ''hot mail''

mail hot

Hot mail

Flaming envelope

mail bomb

Letterbomb.

letter bomb.

delivery for a bomb

pasted picture on a box of a smiling bomb, next to a mail

a picture of a bomb taped to a desk with an envelope laying on the ground.

a cup flying towards an apple!

A caped Italian ham is very excited to see his friend, the confused cherry.

Italian Ham is disappointed by cherries.

Italy's main exports: Cherries and Angry Ham

mexico's #1 exports are cherries and ham

A mexican ghost carrying a plate with a chicken drumstick on it.

mexikan with plate of meat

A Mexican waiter serves bolognese.

EYYY UR PIZZA

JC finds out that there is no bomb in his house but a pizza instead

JC Denton is not amused. Run!

An ominous man in sunglasses and a long black coat saying "RUN"

A blind guy tells someone to run.

A brazillian man crying and begging to be left alone.

Brazil and some guy end a conversation with "please leave me alone"

Ass burgers.

Hot dog floating down a pink river.

We find our hero, a ballpark all-beef hotdog set ADRIFT on a RELENTLESS sea of REGRET and COTTON-CANDY.