see you, space cowboy

Princess Peach has just been rescued by Mario, revealing that she had an escape rocket the whole time! Mario is displeased.

Peach the fucking hoe cheated on mario so he decided to blow the preppy pink slut up. From the look on her face she shat herself with fear.

Mario finds out that Princess Peach is actually a zombie with a 5 meter long umbillical cord connecting the two

Story of my life.

Story of my life. Literally.

Very scary-looking zombie-pirate with a hook in one hand, other arm, and left leg, torn off. Likes to show off his "brains".

Scary zombie pirate with hook in one hand, one arm and leg torn off. Likes to show his brains.

Congrats to zombie friend

a person who thinks tha zombie is the best

zombies are number one

a green guy dead

Tombstone on a green hill. It reads "in memory of green guy."

"here lies lady gaga and here you can poo"

R.I.P. Lady Gaga :(

dead girl with a wound over her face has her naked body covered only by her blond hair

he ded