HIPSTER

Stereotypical hipster whining

a gay hipster fucking a typewriter

a strange white man with glasses speaks passionately about his desires while weaving something

This man clearly has passion for blue waffles, or maybe blue ice cube trays..

PANCAKES OF DOOM

Pancakes trying to take over the world, one breakfast at a time

The pancake waffle serial killers murder a poor sunny side up egg, what a waste.

poached egg

Man travels to Vietnam in his van to fight for our freedom.

A patriotic dude who speaks like Cleveland (From "Family Guy") drives a flag-covered van to the non-existant town of Vietnam, USA.