A prohibition against a French word.

frog says bye

Frog feels bad. Decides to suicide wearing his favorite blue shirt.

Zelda went to fast.

dead hooker and a triforce flower... Leaking? i don't know anymore

Transsexual Link dies next to a triforce flower

Link dies while questioning his sexual identity.

Link, getting fatally wounded by an arrow, wonders if this would've happened if he were gay.