custom designed privates (wish)
I wish I could wish a wish for everyone, so that everyone could wish for me to have more wishes.
I wished for a guitar, mom!
"all i wanted was a guitar, mom" is what little johnny says after stabbing his mother with a kitchen knife.
a bratty kid complaining
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
Poor little kid almost falls to his death in a toilet, so he calls for his mum.
kid fell into the toilet. He cries for his mother
Some fool Dunking his head into a toilet, while screaming MOMMY!
He took a final look at his masterpiece; its perfect curves, its partial symmetry, its simplicity, yet elegance. He then clicked submit.
a guy typing on a keyboard that is connected to a square butt.
Gun typing on a keyboard
gun under a road
Theres a gun, waiting to cross the road.
A red car approaches on a road through a meadow. An automatic pistol floating in midair is pointed at it.
Look out! the field by the side of the road has a gun!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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