Popular energy drink suddenly becomes alive and rallies his kin in preparation for a holy war

A red bull can declaring war on your virginity.

red bull (sugar free) trying to persuade woman to have sex with him... he doesn't last long in bed obvi

Red Bull trying to pick up chicks. She's not having it.

a can of red bull hitting on jailbait

the ultimate jail bait

yandere loli claiming to be legal.

A Lion in glasses showing his ID

My teacher is a hipster lion?!

"GGNORE" said the muscle man with trimmed, beautiful red hair and a black bushy moustache as a log was bashed into the side of his head

charlie visits the chocolate factory and his hair turns to candy lassos

ocopus riding on a sunburned guy

A flag, pick your own country!!

The Jewish flag

Israel's flag

I think that's the flag of Isreal

A man looking at a flag covered in blood. Saying, "I'm not sure but..."

"I'm not sure but . . ." guy with blood. Lots of blood

A cut up man who isn't sure.

why the heck did i go through the field of blades? ouch..

"I THOUGHT IT WAS A FIELD OF DREAMS!" cried the FedEx man. He kneel on the ground as blood rained onto hes face. The End.

M. Night Shyamalamadingdong's version of Field of Dreams starring a FedEx man. It apparently is bloody. That's the twist.

Scream comes in at night attempting to kill a little dog but fails because he gets knocked out by a farting giant's gas.

Super-satisfied dog has no idea what's going on behind him. Does anyone for that matter?

A happy wolf with his gay half man half octopus lover

a man whose neck is exploding with a tumor

An angry man with blood gushing out of his neck. Also he happens to be black but that doesn't matter because we shouldn't be racist

A man sleeping with his head off of the bed

It was all an elaborate dream.